live my backwords life

rickerfredd @ 2004-11-01T10:57:00

2004-11-01T16:58:20Z

ok so i havnet updated in a while...i figure no one reads this and i dont really have time for this shit...but thats ok i guess...so i stole this from michaels journal here goes...

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF:
» I said I liked you:
» I kissed you:
» I lived next door to you:
» I started smoking:
» I stole something:
» I was hospitalized:
» I ran away from home:
» I got into a fight and you weren't there:

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
» Personality:
» Eyes:
» Face:
» Hair:
» Smile:
» Body:
» Mannerisms:
» Family:

WOULD YOU:
» Be my friend?:
» Make out with me?:
» Lie to make me feel better?:
» Spread rumors about me?:
» Keep a secret if I told you one?:
» Loan me some cash?:
» Hold my hand?:
» Take a bullet for me?:
» Keep in touch if I moved?:
» Try and solve my problems?:
» Date me?:
» Love me?:

lazy

2004-05-16T21:04:59Z

What Would You Do If
I cried:
I asked you to help:
I was becoming suicidal:
I killed myself:
I died from natural causes:
I said I liked you:
I kissed you:
I started smoking:
I stole something:
I was hospitalized:
I ran away from home:
I got in a fight and you were there:

What Do You Think About My
Personality:
Eyes:
Face:
Hair:
Clothes:
Voice:
Humor:
Choice of music:
Mannerisms:
Family:

Would You
Be my friend:
Tell me the truth, no matter what:
Lie to make me feel better:
Spread rumors about me:
Keep a secret if I told you one:
Loan me some cash:
Hold my hand:
Take a bullet for me:
Keep in touch:
Try and solve my problems:
Love me:
Do me:

1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. How have I affected you?
5. What do you think of me?
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?
7. How long do you think we will be friends?
8. Do you love me?
9. Do you have a crush on me?
10. Would you kiss me?
11. Would you hug me?
12. Physically, what stands out?
13. Emotionally, what stands out?
14. Do you wish I was cooler?
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it:
17. Am I loveable?
18. How long have you known me?
19. Describe me in one word:
20. What was your first impression?
21. Do you still think that way about me now?
22. What do you think my weakness is?
23. Do you think I'll get married?
24. What makes me happy?
25. What makes me sad?
26. What reminds you of me?
27. If you could give me anything what would it be?
28. How well do you know me?
29. When's the last time you saw me?
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
31. Do you think I could kill someone?

im too lazy to update thats why i keep doing these dumbass surveys

matt

im thinking

2004-05-14T03:09:46Z

I wrote a letter to my dad - I wrote, "I really enjoy being here," but I accidentally wrote rarely instead of really. But I still wanted to use it so i crossed it out and wrote, "I rarely drive steamboats, dad - there's a lot of shit you don't know about me. Quit trying to act like I'm a steamboat operator." This letter took a harsh turn right away...

...and then at the end of the letter I like to write "P.S. - this is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated.

I got in an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because then I tried to walk out, and had to slam the flap. How are you supposed to express your anger in this situation? Zip it up real quick?

I type a 101 words a minute. But it's in my own language.

I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry. And that's extra scary to me, because there's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run. He's fuzzy. Get outta here.

I have an underwater camera just in case I crash my car into a river, and at the last minute I see a photo opportunity of a fish that I have never seen.

One time a guy handed me a picture of himself, and he said, "Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture of you is of when you were younger. Here's a picture of me when I am older. You son of a bitch, how'd you pull that off? Let me see that camera...

My brother says, "I need to shave and use the shower. Does anyone need to use the bathroom?" It's like some weird-ass quiz where he reveals the answer first...

...Every time I go and shave I assume there is somebody else on the planet shaving as well, so I say "I'm gonna go shave too"

Sometimes I wave to people I don't know. It is very dangerous to wave to people you don't know, because what if they don't have a hand? They'll think you're cocky. "Look what I got motherfucker, this thing is useful...I'm gonna go pick something up"

My sister wanted to be an actress, but she never made it. She does live in a trailer. She got half way. She's an actress, she just never gets called to the set.

On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the fuck did you get that banana at...

I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up.

I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store oftentimes I will drop it, so that is achieves its maximum flavor potential.

I bought a seven dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.

I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out. They sold their soul to the devil, and the devil is dill...

I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut...I don't need a receipt for the doughnut - I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, Don't even act like I didn't buy a doughnut, I've got the documentation right here...

I was walking down the street with my friend and he said "I hear music." As though there's any other way to take it in. You're not special. That's how I receive it too...I tried to taste it, but it did not work...

You know they call corn on the cob, corn on the cob, but that's how it comes out of the ground, man. They should call that corn, they should call every other version corn off the cob. It's not like if you cut off my arm you would call it Matt. Then reattach it and call me Matt-all-together...

2-in-1 is a bullshit term, because 1 is not big enough to hold 2. That's why 2 was created.

I have a cheese-shredder at home, which is its positive name. They don't call it by its negative name, which is sponge-ruiner. Because I wanted to clean it, and now I have little bits of sponge that would melt easily over tortilla chips...

I know a lot about cars. I can look at a car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.

I use the word totally too much. I need to change it up and use a word that is different but has the same meaning. Matt do you like submarine sandwhiches? All-encompassingly...

This shirt is dry clean only. Which means...it's dirty.

I saw a human pyramid once. It was very unnecessary. It did not need to exist.

I played golf...I did not get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying...

...You're supposed to yell 'fore' but I kept thinking there ain't no way that's gonna hit him.

I have a friend who is a juggler. When I go to his house I don't like to take food from him if it is in threes. "He has three apples left...I guess I can't have one"

At my hotel room, my friend came over and asked to use the phone. I said "Certainly." He said "Do I need to dial 9?" I say "Yeah. Especially if it's in the number. You can try four and five back to back real quick."

My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. "Come on, four billion! Fuck. Seven. Not even close. I need more dice."

I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.

I went to the park and saw this kid flying a kite. The kid was really excited. I don't know why, that's what they're supposed to do. Now if he had had a chair on the other end of that string, I would have been impressed.

If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down a sidewalk, and he fell, that would be completely unacceptible...

I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone needs to get ahold of me they just say, "Matt," and I say, "what" and turn my head slightly...

I hope the next time I move I get a real easy phone number. Something like, 222-2222. I would say sweet. People would say, "Matt, how do I get ahold of you?" I would say, "Press 2 for a while, and when I answer, you will know that you have pressed 2 enough"

I wrote a script for a guy, and he said he liked it but he thought that I need to rewrite it. I said, "Fuck that, I'll just make a copy."

I don't wear a watch because I want my arms to weigh the same. So if somebody asks me what time it is, I have to tell them something that is going on. "What time is it, Matt?" "Uh, that guy is eating a hamburger." "Shit, I had to be somewhere..."

That would be cool if you could eat a good food with a bad food and the good food would cover for the bad food when it got to your stomach. Like you could eat a carrot with an onion ring and they would travel down to your stomach, then they would get there, and the carrot would say, "It's cool, he's with me."

I saw a six pack of soda-pop for $1.20. That price fucks with your head, man. Because then I though that I would start selling soda-pop. Suddenly I got things of pop with me. "What's going on, Matt." "Not much, looking to buy some pop? Fifty cents a can. It's not refridgerated because this is a half assed commitment."

My friend said to me "Man, this weather is trippy." I said to him, "No man, perhaps it is not the weather that is trippy, it is the way we perceive it that is indeed trippy..." then I thought, man, I should have just said, 'yeah...'

I opened up a container of yogurt, and under the lid it said Please Try Again because they were having a contest I was unaware of. But I though I might have opened the yogurt wrong...or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me, 'c'mon, Matt, don't give up. Please try again. A message of inspiration from your friends at Yoplait. Fruit on the bottom, hope on top.

I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shishkabobs.

Foosball fucked up my perception of soccer. I though you had to kick the ball and then spin 'round and round. I can't do a backflip, much less several simultaneously with two other guys.

I never joined the army because at ease was never that easy to me. Seemed rather uptight still. I don't relax by parting my legs slightly and putting my hands behind my back. That does not equal ease. At ease was not being in the military. I am at ease, bro, because I am not in the military.

The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how much I play, I'll never be as good as a wall. I played a wall once. They're fucking relentless.

I think Pringles' initial intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up, a big truckload of potatoes arrived. But Pringles is a laid-back company. They said "Fuck it. Cut em up."

A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that...day.

An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."

Because of [dropping] Acid, I know now that butter is way better than margarine. I saw through the bullshit.

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.

My friend said to me, "You know what I like? Mashed potatoes." I was like, "Dude, you have to give me time to guess. If you're going to quiz me you have to insert a pause."

I went to see a band at Homewood Park. The lead singer got on the microphone, and he said "How many of you people feel like human beings tonight?" Then he said "How many of you feel like animals?" And everyone cheered after the animals part. But the thing is, I cheered after the human being part because I did not know that there was a second part to the question.

People teach their dogs to sit, it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky.

I like cinnimon rolls, but I don't always have time to make a pan. That's why I wish they would sell cinnimon roll incense. After all I'd rather light a stick and have tha fam wake up with false hopes.

I had a bag of fritos, they were texas grilled fritos. These fritos had grill marks on them. Hell yeah, reminds me of something, when we used to fire up the barbeque and throw down some fritos. I can still see my dad with the apron on, better flip that frito, dad, you know how I like mine.

In England Smoky the Bear is not the forest fire prevention representative. They have Smacky the Frog. It's just like a bear, but it's a frog. I think it's a better system, I think we should adopt it. Because bears can be mean, but frogs are always cool. Never has there been a frog hopping toward me, and I thought 'man, I'd better play dead. Here comes that frog...' You never say here comes that frog in a nervous manner. It's always optimistic. Hey here comes that frog, al-right. Maybe he'll come near me so I can pet him, and stick him in a mayonnaise jar, with a stick and a leaf, to recreate what he's used to. And I'm pretty sure I'd have to punch some holes in the lid, because he's damn sure used to air. Then I can observe him, and he won't be doing much in his 16 ounce world.

Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupis... one of those two doesn't sound right.btw Otto is jsut a random name, not an acutal alcoholic.

I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

When you go to a restaurant on the weekends and it's busy they start a waiting list. They start calling out names, they say "Fredderick, party of two. Fredderick, party of two." And if no one answers they'll say their name again. "Fredderick, party of two, Fredderick, party of two." But then if no one answers they'll just go right on to the next name. "Jones, party of three." Yeah, what happened to the Freddericks. No one seems to give a shit. Who can eat at a time like this - people are missing. You fuckers are selfish....the Freddericks are in someone's trunk right now, with duct take over their mouths, and they're hungry. Jones, search party of three, you can eat when you find the Freddericks.

psh...my boobs...ha

2004-05-13T03:42:46Z

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copied glen

2004-04-15T04:15:45Z

Full Name: matthew elliott fredderick

Birthday: 10-14-89

Location: homewood,al
School/Mascot/Colors: Homewood Middle School-patriots-red and blue

Zodiac Sign: libra

Shoe Size: 14

Height: 5'5

Pets: dog, molly

Siblings: brother-college

Eye color: green

Hair color: sandy brown (thanks glen for that color clarification)

Grade: 8th

Hobbies: football skateboarding giutar fishing

Nicknames: rickerfredd

What languages do you speak? english with a D in fucking french

Do you play sports? football baseball

Where were you born? birmingham

Are you a night or a morning person? night

Are you ticklish? naw

Do you believe in God? yes

GETTING PERSONAL

What do you want to be when you grow up? how the hell should i know

What is your most embarrassing story? aight so im going up to my gf right? (ex now) and i gave her a hug from behind and i was like hey baby and the damn girl wasnt maylie

What's the best day of your life? brother leaving for college...haha

What comes first in your life? family frineds christianity

Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? naw

What are you most scared of? hell

If you had an extra set of eyes were would you put them? my penis...haha...hey you wanted the truth

What do you usually think about before you go to bed? fuck that question

ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS

Whose your funniest friend? michael and dummie glen

Who makes you laugh most? traylor

Who do you E-mail most? maylie(we are still frineds)

Whose your meanest friend? drew(hey buddy)

Whose the loudest? tessie..damn

Whose the shyest? psh...me friends with some one whos fucking shy..yea

Whose the smartest? damn andy makes fuckin straight a's

Whose the wildest? blakely

Who do you go for girl/guy advice? glen tells me everything

Who knows all your secrets? do i have any secrets

Whose the prettiest? girls at homewood...you gotta love them

Whose your cutest girl/guy friend? maylie glen sarah blake mandy

Whose the most understanding? fuck that question too

Whose the most honest? blake...haha tell it how it is

Whose the weirdest? kate from mb...i didnt have a category for you so her goes

FAVORITES

Movie: kill bill

Song: tipsy..who u thinkin of glen?
Band/Group: coldplay

Store: the PIG..hell yea

Relative: my dog

Sport: baseball

Vacation Spot: um

Ice Cream Flavor: fuck this question also

Fruit: psh

Candy: 100 grand

Car/truck: truck

Class: 1st block-coach young

Holiday: christmas

Day of the Week: saturday

Color: dark blue

Magazine: psh

Name for a Girl: the guy never gets a say in the kids names

Name for a Boy:see above

IN THE PAST 24 HOURS HAVE YOU

Had a serious talk? naw

Hugged someone? yea

Fought with a friend? naw

Cried? naw

Laughed? yeah

Made someone laugh? yeah

Bought something? dr pepper

Cut your hair? naw

Felt stupid? by associating with people that dont know that thers professional baseball..yes i ahve felt stupid

Talked to someone you love? yeah

Missed someone? i dont think so

HAVE YOU EVER

Done drugs? yea

Eaten an entire box of oreos? hate those thigns

Been dumped? yeah

Had someone be unfaithful to you? probably

Watched Punky Brewster? double fuck that question

Hiked a mountain? who does that

Stayed home on Saturday night, just because? yeah

Been in love? i dont know

Seen the White house? no

Seen the Eiffel tower? naw

Tried smoking? once

Drank alcohol? me and stevie had a party at the farm house and everyone there was god damn drunk

Smoked marijuana? once

Played monopoly? damn game never ends

Seen Titanic? me and maylie on our first date like 7 years ago

Kissed someone? yeah

French kissed someone? yeah

Lost your virginity? naw

Tried a weight loss program? naw

Jumped on a trampoline? yeah

Visited another country? yeah

Colored in a coloring book(and had fun)? naw

Had a bubble bath? naw what are thse girl questions?

Been on a plane? a few times.

Been on a boat? yeah

Been on a train? naw

Been in a car accident? yeah

Ridden an elephant? hahahha no

Made a web page? yeah

Played with Barbies? i cut off their heads

Stayed up all night? yeah

Broken a bone? arm

Called a psychic or sex hotline? 1-800-EATDIRT..dont look at me glen and mandy told me about it

Watched Jerry Springer? yeah

Gotten in trouble for talking in class? naw

Been afraid of the dark? naw

Been in the hospital(not visiting)? yeah

Had stitches? yeah

Dumped someone and regretted it? yeah

Went out with more than one person at a time? naw

Lied? yeah

Been arrested? no......

Fallen asleep in class? hell yeah

Used food for something other than to eat? yeah

Met a celebrity? no

Broken the law? yeah

Ever loved someone so much it made you cry? naw

Hated yourself? yeah

Been brokenhearted? naw

Broken someone's heart? id ont know about that one

DO YOU

Like to give hugs? psh sure

Like to walk in the rain? does anyone...well it turns out glen and blake do...damn

Sleep with or without clothes on? boxers

Prefer black or blue pens? black

Dress up on Halloween? yeah

Have a job? yeah

Like to travel? sure why not

Like someone? psh..im thinking

Sleep on your side, tummy or back? back

Think your attractive? haha

Want to marry? yeah

Have a goldfish? no

Had the falling dream? psh wtf is that

Have stuffed animals? naw

Go on vacation? yeah

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT

Abortion: its not me doin it
Bill Clinton: damn perv
Smoking:
Eating Disorders:stupid...girls bring it on themselves....damn your not fat
Rap: tight
Jerry Springer: jerryjerryjeryjerryjerry
Suicide: sad
South Park: hate it
Summer: no school
Tattoos: nah
Piercing: i dont care
Stamps: ?

Drinking: ive know people who do

Guys: your talkin to one right now

Girls: damn confusing

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU HEAR THE NAME

Jennifer: cleveland
Lindsey: sellers
Megan: young
Brandon: wise
Christina: dawson
Angela:
Courtney:tully
Jeff : may
Mike: schols
Nikki:wilcox
Ryan: timpson
Lauren: reynolds
Derrick: blalock
Lisa: drew
Kristi:(christy) boardamn
Matt: who the hell do you think i think of
Holly:
Jackie: feller
Cait: melvin
Caroline:wheeler
Joseph: harris
Elaina: white
Patrick: grassland
Erin: gadson

THIS OR THAT

Pierced nose or tongue? tongue

Be serious or funny? b funny

Single or taken? taken

Simple or Complicated? simple

Law or anarchy? law

MTV or VH1? mtv

7th Heaven or Dawsons Creek? 7th heaven

Sugar or salt? salt

Silver or gold? who the fuck cares

Tongue or belly button ring? belly button

Chocolate or flowers? i wouldnt know

Angels or miracles? miracles

Color or Black-and-white photos? color

Sunrise or sunset? sunset

M&M's or Skittles? skittles

Rap or Rock? rock

Stay up late or sleep in? both

TV or radio? tv

Hot or cold? hot

Tall members of the opposite sex or short? average

Sun or moon? sun

What time is it? 11:12

Diamond or Ruby? i wouldnt know taht one either

Left or Right? right

10 acquaintances or 1 best friend? 10 acuaintances

Vanilla or chocolate? vanilla

Kids or not? whatever

Cat or dog? dog

Half empty or Half full? half full

Mustard or ketchup? ketchup

Newspaper or Magazine? newspaper

Spring or Fall? fall

Give or receive? both

Rain or snow? SNOW

Lace or satin? satin is sexy on a woman

A year of hot sex or a lifetime of friendship? psh like this one is hard...hot sex hell yea

Corduroy or plaid? plaid

Wonder or amazement? amazement

Sneakers or sandals? sneakers!

McDonalds or Burger King? mcdonalds

Blondes or Brunettes? brunette

Mexican or Italian food? italian

Lights on or off? on

Duct tape or scotch tape? scotch

Candy or soda? candy

A house in the woods or the city? city

Pepsi or Coke? coke

Nike or ADIDAS? adidas

....

2004-04-06T06:12:46Z

this thing is fucked up...anyways...good day...im almost rolled andys house last night...but then someone called...damn...and told me to get online...being the nice person that i am i did and i didnt roll andys house...damn again...aight..later